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Who's out there putting hands on the rim of toilet bowls? 'fess up.
Normally? No
When I had E. Coli last year? Yes. And when I got too weak to do that I slumped over the bowl almost kissing the porcelain, absolutely disgusting but it was that or...
When I got to weak for that I flipped onto the floor and spiritually connected with mankind from years past cuz holy shit do I understand how diarrhea killed people now
I keep the seat down and hover depending on the velocity. If it's gonna return fire, I'll use the seat for support.
I'm already leaving the situation needing to clean myself. There are other things taking priority over hand placement
If it's my own toilet it's probably one of the most sanitised places I can put my hands
(I'm very hygienic when it comes to my toilet, it gets sprayed with disinfectant several times a day)
I clean the rim of the toilet bowl in case I need to vomit later. (Was in a frat)
Depends how drunk and how violently I'm vomiting, really. At some point I just need all the support I can get... You're not gonna die from touching some old pee.