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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.ca/post/39925777

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 weeks ago

The State Religion, I guess.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 30 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Spineless? They're rainbow capitalists through and through. Fuck them.

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

it was only a matter of time. Ms Marvel had openly Muslim characters and Turning Red had Buddhists.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

The Hunchback of Notre Dame

The Chronicles of Narnia

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

Disus Christ enters chat - because Disney and Jesus are now brothers.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I hope this means that they have canceled the Snow White movie.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Nah, they just made her whiter and the dwarves a white supremacist survivalist militia.

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