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submitted 3 months ago by ZeroCool@slrpnk.net to c/theonion@midwest.social

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[–] ef9357@lemmy.world 12 points 3 months ago

It’s a sad state of affairs that this headline is completely believable.

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 1 points 3 months ago

It's Tate, like potate.

It's not Tit, nor Taint.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 29 points 3 months ago

Are you sure this site is actually satire? This could actually be real for all I know.

[–] d00phy@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago

You know, people keep joking about this shit...

[–] Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 15 points 3 months ago (1 children)

That thought legit made me a bit nauseous.

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 6 points 3 months ago

Wait until other press outlets start rolling the same headline in a few days

[–] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 8 points 3 months ago

Surely Musk needs him leading Reform UK into the next election?

[–] rigatti@lemmy.world 98 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Honestly wasn't sure if this was satire just looking at the headline.

[–] jonne@infosec.pub 4 points 3 months ago

Yeah, I hate this era where there's no difference between satire and real life.

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 13 points 3 months ago

Give it a few days

[–] JusticeForPorygon@lemmy.blahaj.zone 70 points 3 months ago (1 children)

[–] P1k1e@lemmy.world 9 points 3 months ago

They're just news now bud