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nginx ("engine x") is an HTTP web server, reverse proxy, content cache, load balancer, TCP/UDP proxy server, and mail proxy server. […] [1]

I still pronounce it as "n-jinx" in my head.

References

  1. Title (website): "nginx". Publisher: NGINX. Accessed: 2025-02-26T23:25Z. URI: https://nginx.org/en/.
    • §"nginx". ¶1.
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[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

I split the middle with en-JIN-iks (which is how I heard it said long before I saw it written)

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

similar problem with kubectl

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Hm, my guess would be either "cube control" or "cube C-T-L".

EDIT (2025-02-28T09:02Z): Hm, actually, given that it's for Kubernetes ^[1]^, maybe it's "koob control" or "koob C-T-L"… ^[2]^?

References

  1. Type: Documentation. Title: "Command line tool (kubectl)". Publisher: Kubernetes. Published: 2024-01-01T21:15-08:00. Accessed: 2025-02-28T11:01Z. URI: https://kubernetes.io/docs/reference/kubectl/.
  2. Type: Article. Title: "How to pronounce Kubernetes so you don’t get laughed at". Author: "Blue Matador". Publisher: "Blue Matador, Inc.". Published: 2020-06-03. Accessed: 2025-02-28T11:07Z. URI: https://www.bluematador.com/blog/how-to-pronounce-kubernetes.
    • §"So, how do you pronounce Kubernetes?".

      Kubernetes is pronounced coo-ber-net-ees […]

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago (3 children)

I think software name pronunciation discussions are so hilariously absurd that I sometimes purposefully vocalise nginx as “Nuhh Ginks” just to put a hat on it

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

En Guh Inks

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

https://kernel.org/pub/linux/kernel/SillySounds/english.ogg (from back when many english speakers were still insistent that the i in Linux should be pronounced "eye")

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I've always pronounced it "In-jen-iks". I blame Jurassic Park and it's fictional biotech company InGen, but it does kinda also sound like "eugenics". But I dunno man, if you want everyone to pronounce your software a specific way maybe spell it in a manner where the pronunciation is more obvious? Just a thought.

[–] [email protected] 48 points 1 month ago (6 children)

I laughed out loud when I first learned that imgur is supposed to be pronounced as "imager'... well you fuckin chose the wrong combination of letters for that didn't ya

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago (3 children)

1000% I say gif too, like gift. If you wanted it pronounced like “jiff” then you should have spelled it with a J.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

am i the only one who thought it was nyuh-inks

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

No ^[1.1]^.

EDIT 2025-02-28T10:17Z: Actually, @[email protected], I was wrong in my initial interpretation ^[1.2]^. So, from what I can tell, you are, in actuality, the only one itt! 😊

References

  1. Type: Post. "TIL that "nginx" is pronounced "engine-x", and not "n-jinx"". Author: "Kalcifer" @[email protected]. Publisher: "Programmer Humor" [email protected]. sh.itjust.works. Lemmy. Published: 2025-02-26T23:27:35Z. URI: https://sh.itjust.works/post/33487588.
    1. Type: Comment. Author: @[email protected]. Published: 2025-02-27T00:18:34Z. Accessed: 2025-02-28T06:38Z. URI: https://sh.itjust.works/post/33487588/16948274.
      • I always heard it as /ŋiŋks/ in my mind

    2. Type: Comment. Author: @[email protected]. Published: 2025-02-28T09:09:54. Accessed: 2025-02-28T10:24Z. URI: https://sh.itjust.works/post/33487588/16975245.

      Nope.

      • The thread from which that quote originated was as follows:

        TIL that "nginx" is pronounced "engine-x", and not "n-jinx" […]

        I always heard it as /ŋiŋks/ in my mind

        Do you mean /ɲiɲks/? […]

        Nope.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The correct way is njinx because enginex is a dumb spelling and is too much like twitter

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[–] [email protected] -3 points 1 month ago

Omg really was someone pronouncing like "njinks"??? Wtf is wrong with you lol

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Wait, so this isn't a testosterone supplement?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

When this baby hits 200rps, you’re gonna get some hairs on your chest

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

Oh boy - finally a modern internet nerd argument equivalent to the pronunciation of GIF!

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

This surprised me too. But that was in 2012 😂

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