this post was submitted on 25 Feb 2025
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Enough Musk Spam

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[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 weeks ago

Into the gulf of me, X & co please !1!!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 weeks ago

Quick! Someone toss it back in! It’s suffocating breathing our air!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago

I'd say a skinny Jabba.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Why share a fake AI image to roast someone? There are plenty of real photos to laugh at

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago

Sentient mayonnaise

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

What did he scrape his tum tum on?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago

He's on his period.

[–] [email protected] 34 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

We should not shame him for his body.

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We should shame him for what a terrible piece of garbage human being he is.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 20 points 3 weeks ago

A literal bathtub full of literal feces would actually be more attractive.

[–] [email protected] 61 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 weeks ago

The Baron at least had some style

[–] [email protected] 17 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)
[–] [email protected] 76 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Built like a ziplock full of milk

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago

OK, this made me genuinely laugh out loud, well done

[–] [email protected] 16 points 3 weeks ago

Holy shit that’s hilarious.

[–] [email protected] 38 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

Is this picture photoshopped, or does he actually have this much of a belly?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I have no clue and I dont care. I will share this and many more forever! Fucking garbage bag of oatmeal!

[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 weeks ago

Spreading AI slop helps no one.

[–] [email protected] 57 points 3 weeks ago (5 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

That is not a normal human shape...

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Instead of losing weight he's been sucking his gut in or wearing a girdle. Joe Rogan has the same torso.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

From what I've heard (code for too lazy to google rn) it was because he had liposuction, but kept up his shitty diet so the fat piled on weird.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago

That's entirely possible as well. If you remove fat cells from one area, the others will pick up the slack.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 weeks ago

And now I see why he chickened out of the fight with Zuckerberg. Zuck vs. the X Fail Whale. Would have been epic.

Don't get me wrong, I don't like Zuck, and would have been cheering for him to clumsily trip as he was led from the ring, but I do have my preferred order of courses in my billionaire buffet, and the Elon course comes first.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago

Forget about Vantablack. Elonwhite is the new color de jour. It’s so fucking white that no light is absorbed at all.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Bro built like a deep breath.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 weeks ago

Now this is a rare insult

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago

Wow, he's camouflaged for the boat

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 weeks ago

Yeah, I'd also linke to know the source.

[–] [email protected] 34 points 3 weeks ago

Splash water on it and push it back in, poor thing.

Oh, wait.

Yeah, splash water on it and push it in.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 weeks ago

He's looking for a milk bath to snort his worm poop in.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago

Excellent reference!!