Some choice quotes from the last time I saw a thread like this:
- When I was 8 someone told me that girls go to college to get more knowledge, and boys go to jupiter to get more stupider. And obviously I took that personally ReverendPancakes
- I grew bewbs from the COVID vaccine and decided it was easier to just run with it. DepressivesBrot
- Smaller hitboxes Fantasygoria
- I drank tap water and soy milk.
- life was too easy, so i increased the difficulty setting and this is what happened hdj103
- Clearly because women have such an easier time in life DrHob0
- According to my Mormon ultra right wing father: I have an infatuation with the female body and was bitten by the social contagion bug and there is no cure. The reasoning for this belief is I once told him I don't think that people who watch porn are bad/going to hell, and I didn't see it as a problem for someone to watch it. So to recap. I watched porn. Saw naked woman. Went wow v pretty I wanna look like that. Then took hormonesπ mist_wraith_
- I personally felt that my safe access to public bathrooms was too damn high froglipsmulligan
- I couldn't get a goth gf so I became the goth gf A_Sneaky_Dickens
- Better bouyancy when swimming Blah-Blah-Blah-2023
- To bring down western civilization. MyynMyyn
- Because I was a hitman for organized crime but I got caught. Transitioning was my only option when I went into witness protection when I ratted out my employers. Dakotaisapotato
- So I can balance my phone on my boobs instead of having to hold it when Iβm relaxing and watching YouTube Somethingintheway245
- I wanted to study tiddy jiggle physics for animation purposes DaAwesomeNeko
- Um, girls rule, boys drool, duh. MyconautAlien
- I signed up for a trial gender & forgot to cancel. Better_Image_5859
- There were too many dudes in my field (engineering) so I got auto-balanced. Cassie_Darkborn
- So I'd be less embarrassed when choosing a female character in games. throwaway_eclipse1
- A drag queen started reading a book out loud while I was in the same room. ATransFemalePerson
- My eyelashes were too long to not corncrakey
- To get cheaper auto insurance rates π Various_Ad_4533
- Because that shark plushie was just too damn cute not to buy π³οΈββ§οΈπ¦ KingOfRedLlamas
- I started programming and just accidentally became a girl. swiftsorceress
- I used a bunch of drugs and wanted to move on to something harder. So I started taking estrogen. Kept chasing the high. Oops, now I have tits and an ass. FecalAlgebra
- I wanted conservatives to have strong opinions on what I do with my body. ususetq
- Because I sarcastically said "well I have the legs for it" every time the prospect of me wearing women's clothing came up in conversation in high school. I had to continue the bit. MC_White_Thunder
- No one ever talked to me at the bar and I got tired of buying my own drinks.
- Because I got infected with βThe Gay(tm)β as I have no agency of my own SpicyNovaMaria
- I accidentally checked the wrong box on the presurgical paperwork and woke up with boobs Wzd_JA
- In case I have to kill the Witch-king of Angmar SmoothSoup