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[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

Hey op do you have a blank image of this, I have an idea I want to try out

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

I have this article which should have a picture of a tweet with the original photo. The meme was just something I found.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 8 months ago

Truly the Fyre Fesitval of Wonka.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 8 months ago

That expression suggests serious life direction re-evaluation. "Ompah-loompah-doopitty-do, what the fuck am I gonna do?"

[–] [email protected] 43 points 8 months ago (2 children)

I feel bad for this (possibly unpaid?) actor becoming a meme. She was duped the same as all the children and parents that bought tickets to that shitshow.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I dunno. I think anyone with half a sense of humor would be glad this moment of fame was at least the one thing good that came of this. As an actor almost any exposure is good exposure. Also if you know that you've made a few hundred thousand internet people laugh, that would make me feel better than I do most days.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago

Anyone would half a brain would understand that she was just a paid worker caught up in this, but there are a lot of people with less than half a brain who could make her life miserable. That's the reality.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 8 months ago (2 children)

She put out a video explaining that she sees the humor in all this but realizes that this picture is now a part of that, which is a bummer. I think it could go down as the least flattering picture of a person of all time. In said video, she looks lovely and clearly takes great care of herself.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 8 months ago

She's also been doing interviews where she seems like a really sympathetic figure who did her best in a crappy situation (interview/archive copy) as was this guy who played Wonka.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 25 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Some MBAs used generative AI to write a script for and market a Willy Wonka experience, charged $45 a head to get in, railed more coke than anyone ever has, and then they started planning it

Edit: Just to clarify, it was more bonkers than any joke I can make about it. It was so bad people called the fuckin cops

[–] [email protected] 14 points 8 months ago (1 children)

🎶Ompa lompa dumpity do, I have some methamphetamine ready for you 🎶

[–] [email protected] 6 points 8 months ago

🎶 Oompa loompa doompity dope, if you want something else I've also got coke 🎶

[–] [email protected] 26 points 8 months ago (2 children)

10/10 would push crispy onions up my urethra to this

[–] [email protected] 16 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 8 months ago

Taking yeast infections to new heights

[–] [email protected] 6 points 8 months ago