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fuck_around/find_out (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 2 days ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 22 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Just needs a rap about the fun in functions performed by 60-year-old seniors

[–] [email protected] 43 points 2 days ago (1 children)

For programmers who need action (cross-generational):

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Shoutout.SpillTea🤣

[–] [email protected] 26 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I'd take that yeet instead of return...

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[–] [email protected] 94 points 2 days ago (4 children)

And a decade or so ago it was LOLCODE that had me mildly concerned for the wellbeing of my peers.

[–] [email protected] 107 points 2 days ago (3 children)

HAI 1.2
CAN HAS STDIO?
IM IN YR LOOP UPPIN YR VAR TIL BOTH SAEM VAR AN 10
    VISIBLE SUM OF VAR AN 1
IM OUTTA YR LOOP
KTHXBYE

A perfectly reasonable language. None of this Gen Z rubbish.

Something something better times. Shakes stick at sky.

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

Conflating us again with iPad kids?

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[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 days ago (1 children)

slowly steps back and returns to basic and z80 assembly

[–] [email protected] 23 points 2 days ago (1 children)

*Gen Z assembly

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