As if default keywords are the biggest deal-breaker.
this post was submitted on 21 Feb 2025
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Everyones first language should be brainfuck CMV.
Should else be big_yikes? That seems situational to me.
It’s actually a comment on the performance loss incurred from a likely failed branch prediction.
Good thing I'm sticking with GDScript.
Now I wanna see this in jive
I've seen forms of this joke quite a lot in the last few years, and it never fails to make me laugh.
Aliasing no_cap and cap to true and false.....
I might have to steal that.....
Big "you damn kids and your phones" vibes from this
Every generation is peddled two insane concepts:
When they are young, they are told that they have a weird bizarre vernacular which sounds stupid to everyone else.
Then when they are old, they are told young people have a weird bizarre vernacular which sounds stupid to everyone else.
Then you die.
Yes, and? Get off my lawn!
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As much as this hurts, yeet; as an alias throw; is hilarious
Of all the gen z lingo yeet is the best.
You can yoink that word from my cold, dead hands!
This was by far the best way to explain current slang.
I got all of it No Tea
It's so painfully good.
i hate it so fucking much
I fucking love it. Gen Z slang is so lighthearted and fun.
It's because we are depressed nihilists who have given up on pretty much everything, running on gallows homour to a point where we are meming youth slang. Don't worry, we're fine haha... Ha...
Ugh. Just
its_giving rizz ratios vibe;
No more needless nesting plz
Honestly, that's about an inch away from Python...
Its literally bash
I'm speaking from a descriptive naming concept.
Considering vibe is probalby float, I doubt any exceptions can be thrown there, you can eliminate another useless scope.
Even if it's not float, I'd consider burning alive anyone who overrides an operator like this anyway.
Float? Do you mean fax? Get with the program, old man
If you confused period and fax intentionally, I commend the effort.
Too many capital letters in the gen z version.
That's what we Do.
ruby if matz wete brainror
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