People joke. But I’m power lifting again and joined the three plate bench club for the first time in 18 years. Just because I’m prepping for MAGA’s to show up and put me in a camp for my ADHD or collect my autistic godson. The amount of hurt that would fall upon people who try to do it. Will be on a level not screen in nearly 160 years in this country.
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Tough question, defend my homeland from the historic genociders trying to finish the job and end up drone bombing senile old men glued onto mules to form human wave cavalry charges is my ancestral duty. Then again the option to sit around in the beautiful france countryside and wait in a bush near the fake mcdonalds for americans.
Since its the north of France, I gotta say eastern fronts work from home is more attractive.
Don't forget the two fronts the US would be fighting across the Atlantic.
Maybe 3 if those with interests in the Pacific get involved.
The one with warm weather.
I'm a manufacturing engineer specialized in machining exotic alloys and complex parts, even though I have changed career a few years ago I have experience in manufacturing complex military parts.
So I would probably be in a factory trying to produce as much military equipment as possible.
Kind of same, I would get send back to H&K most likely
Heaven, hell, valhalla or wherever. but I won't be fighting a human war
What would Russia want with Vosges I wonder. To answer your question, probably Belgium. At least I can contemplate death with a good beer sliding down my oesophagus.
I guess US. More likely to get blown up, but at least the weather is nicer.
I’m disabled so I can’t fight.
But if I could, I would want to be on the Jura, holding up the Advance that seems to be nearing Basel, Switzerland.
I did after all train as an alpine soldier durning my military training. So I think I’d enjoy mountaineous terrain the most.
It really bugs me that I'm "in the same boat", actually.
Like, if they needed a guy to just man a watchtower or something I'd volunteer the shit out of that. I'm pretty powerless when it comes to other things though.
Well, since my whole country is already coloured Red, i'm guessing there's not a lot of choice.
Had to check if Dutch or Russian
Well, technically, there's a small part of Limburg that remains free, but since we don't really consider that area part of the country, it still counts.