this post was submitted on 21 Feb 2025
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[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago

Lemon Party! Lemon Party!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago

Citrussy reminds me of "Angel's Grapefruit Technique"

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 days ago

Don't listen to classical music by Claude Debussy

[–] [email protected] 40 points 2 days ago

Okay, Cumboy Bebop

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

I looked out of curiosity and surprisingly there's very little of it online

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

UNACCEPTABLE

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago

Shouldn’t it just be one S?

It’s not the internet’s fault. …At least not on their end.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 days ago

... they topping on my citrussy lemon until I flavour fondant icing? [Extremely Loud Incorrect Buzzer]

[–] [email protected] 63 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I blame the person who misspelled "citrusy" by adding an extra "s."

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 days ago

I was going to try making a joke here but I can't think of anything that fits with parussy

[–] [email protected] 44 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Pretty accusatory coming from someone who named themselves cumboy.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago

Adapt or perish 🤷

[–] [email protected] 21 points 2 days ago

Actually his mum named him that.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 days ago

Can I please get a wider shot so that I can identify the Best Befussy?

[–] [email protected] 96 points 2 days ago (1 children)

That citrussy got me puckering.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 days ago (1 children)

You gotta salt the rim a little. It adds some kick that you wouldn't get otherwise.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 days ago

^ Ska band name

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 days ago (1 children)

@[email protected] got mad at me one time for commenting "citrussy got me finna buss" on one of their posts.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago

Hey Chuck, how's it going? Missing the bad place, eh.