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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

Be warned:

Anon is often crazy.
Anon is often depressed.
Anon frequently shares thoughts that are immature, offensive, or incomprehensible.

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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Anon sees a happy couple (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 3 days ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

Dude met Pip and Lafawnduh irl.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 day ago (1 children)

This is the type of person to say things like "Why can other men pick up females and I can't?" It's so over the top I think it's satire.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago

Think you're underestimating chan life

[–] [email protected] 34 points 1 day ago (1 children)

He's not on 4chan.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago

Ding ding

[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 day ago

Dating, he's dating while anon is crying and smoking

[–] [email protected] 39 points 2 days ago

IDK, did they ever think maybe the dude also pays attention to her hobbies as well?

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 days ago

what is he doing that I'm not?

Having self confidence about his passions and being willing to talk about them with someone who might get it the first time. Believe it or not a lot of women like to listen to guys gush about their passions.

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