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The government doesn't use SQL (programming.dev)

submitted 1 week ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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See the post on BlueSky: https://bsky.app/profile/provisionalidea.bsky.social/post/3lhujtm2qkc2i

According to many comments, the US government DOES use SQL, and Musk is not understanding much what's going on.

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[–] [email protected] 63 points 1 week ago (3 children)

The more this dipshit talks about programming the more I'm convinced that he's got absolutely no clue how any of it works. Like, he's famous for creating PayPal, I'm really wondering if he paid someone to code that shit and just took credit (and all the money from its sale).

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[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 week ago (1 children)

This sounds just like a former manager that thought nosql was the end all and that SQL had no place.

If course they developed their app that required frequent data migrations because they were in fact very dependent on all the records matching the latest schema.

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[–] [email protected] 48 points 1 week ago (7 children)

This retard thinks the government doesn't use SQL...

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[–] [email protected] 57 points 1 week ago (4 children)

He sure is loose with that r-word…

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Those who live in Asperger's house shouldn't be casting retarded stones.

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 week ago

It gets a reaction and that lets him feel something.

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[–] [email protected] 79 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Someone needs to explain to Musk how to debug with the JSON so that the ipv6 GUI does not overflow into the git API front-end

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Easy. Just defragment the kernel flux, water root but do not saturate the soil, and then set the virtual tensors to sigWumbo++. If you saturated root then set the tensors to asyncoMumbo-- to account for the extra conductivity. After that refragment the kernel flux because it was happy that way.