https://www.wikihow.com/Mind-Your-Own-Business
Alone I guess? In solitude. At least I wouldnβt be bothering anyone else.
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https://www.wikihow.com/Mind-Your-Own-Business
Alone I guess? In solitude. At least I wouldnβt be bothering anyone else.
How to drink Prune Juice
Disaster Preparedness > home security
How to Make a Tripwire: Best Methods
Craft a DIY tripwire with this guide
So⦠an accident involving a tripwire boobytrap that I set up?
Learning how to fight girls...
How to treat a collapsing trachea in chihuahuas
Not sure if I'm the chihuahua or the one treating the chihuahua in this case
How to Escape a Minefield
Died running indoors with limited space.
Balancing a Motorcycle Tire. Seems reasonable.
Died eating sea urchins... Yeah that kind of tracks actually.
How to measure your pants
Walking a Guinea pigβ¦ they must be absolutely ferocious little thingsβ¦
"Died unblocking my sacral Chakra."
"How to dispose of mercury"
Huh, that's actually more realistic than I thought
Uh oh.
It's OP hitting on me π³
I guess that's pretty close
Apparently "Doing One-Armed Pushups like a Pro"
So, focused physical exertion.
Or a head trauma from a hand slip while doing the pushups
True.
An exceedingly dangerous activity indeed.
https://www.wikihow.com/Use-the-Poke-Radar
Looks like I die playing an old PokΓ©mon game. Nostalgia must hit.
Comforting a dying cat :(
"what to do when someone texts you an apple emoji."
I'm extremely curious to see how this plays out.
βmaybe I shouldn't have texted that reaction to his apple emoji, but it felt right in that moment"
Random excerpt from the late Throbbing_Banjo discography.
uh oh
https://www.wikihow.com/Write-Your-Own-Eulogy
Well, at least I was prepared.
That's so damn funny!!!!
About right
Just wait until bots learn how to write agit-prop. We won't be able to keep up with it.
https://www.wikihow.com/Grow-Dates-Indoors
Guys I'm scared, my wife has been trying to grow dates indoors. Send for help, my time is near.
"How to confront a cheating husband"
That actually makes sense as a way to die, I just need to become gay now.