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Leopards Ate My Face

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[–] [email protected] 61 points 2 weeks ago (14 children)

A conservative scientist, that's a new one for me. It feels like an oxymoron.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 2 weeks ago

Just a regular moron.

Or a homophobe/racist.

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[–] [email protected] 63 points 2 weeks ago

We do not get rich off of research. We are very educated and could make more in things like medical specialties. We do it to help others. This is not profit. This is not theft. It saves lives. It creates drugs, therapies, treatments, and cures.

You mean in a commie way? /s

[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

In all honesty though, 60%+ overheads from a university is incredibly high. To an extent that shows that there is a large amount of management and administrative staff not contributing directly to the work. I'm not in medicine, but in the EU projects I'm in only 0-25% of overheads are funded. Though, I can imagine medicine requiring more than the hard sciences.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I’m under the impression that the cuts are from ~30% to ~15%

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago

[Scene opens on a wide, desolate savanna at dusk. The camera slowly pans over a leopard lying under a tree, its large body barely able to move. The sun is setting, casting a cold, dim light over the scene. Soft wind rustles through the dry grass. The leopard’s eyes are dull, its breathing labored.]

Narrator (soft, somber voice): In the wild, leopards are meant to stalk, to hunt, to climb. But for some, this is no longer possible. These are the leopards of the forgotten savanna... the ones who can no longer live the life they were born to lead.

[Cut to a close-up of another leopard, this one lying next to a watering hole, panting heavily. The camera lingers on its enormous, bloated body, its paws barely able to reach the ground. The leopard’s eyes seem vacant, devoid of the wild spark they once had.]

Narrator: Overfed and unable to move, these leopards have been left to a slow, painful existence. They can no longer hunt their prey, no longer climb the trees to escape danger, no longer feel the thrill of the chase. They are trapped in their own bodies.

[Cue the soft, mournful opening chords of "Angel" by Sarah McLachlan. The camera slowly pans over a third leopard, sluggishly trying to rise, but its massive weight prevents it from standing. It lets out a heavy sigh, its once-strong legs buckling beneath it.]

Narrator: They are the forgotten victims of a world that has abandoned them. Too fat to run, too weak to fight... These leopards are slowly fading, one breath at a time. They need your help.

[Cut to a shot of a leopard staring out over the savanna. The camera lingers on its face, eyes half-closed, its expression one of quiet resignation.]

Narrator: For just $3 a day, you can provide the care and support these leopards so desperately need. A donation will help give them the chance to live a life of dignity. Help them find their way back to the wild they were meant to roam.

[The music swells as the camera fades to black, and the words "Your donation can make a difference" appear in white text on the screen.]

Narrator (whispering): Please, don’t let them suffer in silence. The time to act is now.

[The music fades out, and the SPCA logo appears in the corner, along with a toll-free number and website for donations.]

[–] [email protected] 92 points 2 weeks ago (11 children)

I really cannot fathom how anyone that has been paying the slightest bit of attention to anything they've been doing during their PhD could vote for Trump and his fascists.

They were very clear what they were going to do and that included cutting this support.

It's a huge assault on the sciences and Trump being in power and acting as king has already been impacting American researchers in hard sciences to the point where papers on physics and chemistry that are under peer review are requested by authors (and in some cases journals that should be investigated by COPE) to be substantially changed.

The censorship is incredibly wide ranging and these idiot PhDs don't seem to have woken up yet to how bad it is.

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[–] [email protected] 113 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Because the leopards hunger for your face, you dangerous intellectual.

Anti-intellectualism was fine with this well-educated moron - supported by him, even - until it affected him, it would seem.

[–] [email protected] 46 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

I struggle to refer to these people as intellectuals considering these people have multiple certificates to show but otherwise they do fuckall with their brain.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago

Racism in science is old news

[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

I've recently seen them referred to as midwits. People just dangerous though to cause severe harm. Personally i think that's giving them too much credit, these days I'm inclined to believe there is no job you couldn't train a monkey to do and these monkeys were just persistent enough to be trained.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago

Not any job, but yeah, most jobs require persistence more than smarts. Sure, being smart helps, but it's not required at all.

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[–] [email protected] 32 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 28 points 2 weeks ago

OP:

This is not money wasted. If they want to lower it, it needs to be done gradually to give universities time to adjust.

What exactly about the orange blob made you think he would have a carefully measured plan to do literally ANYthing?

These people are so fucking delusional-- they hear and see exactly what they want. Check out this galaxy brain:

One of the things they are doing is identifying waste. I'm sure if enough researchers make a racket about this specific thing it will get attention.

Oh yeah, I'm sure that'll happen. Dumpy responds so well to listening to what the plebes want. He'll get right on fixing a problem he created just as soon as he gets off the golf course. Aaaaany day now...

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