Anon has learning disabilities, can't even write basic sentences without fucking up both grammar and spelling. Anon is dumb as fuck.
this post was submitted on 07 Feb 2025
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Answer is simple. Invite him to come over some Saturday. Go find something else to do when he arrives. He can go take your sister out on a date and they can hook up. Then you get back and play RDR with him. Everybody wins :-)
Next? Uh, fuck him, obviously.
“whore talk” fucking cringe you’re the one at home not getting laid
Lol stfu theyre siblings. If you aren't embarrassing or shaming your siblings you aren't doing it right.
you regularly call the women in your family whores, then?
It's not nice to speak that way about your brother and his new friend, you know?
Can we stop sex shaming people?
What?
"usual whore talk"
Sounds fine 2 me
Anon has a special stepbrother.
Yee haw
Games before dames
Twitch ‘fo dat bitch
I used to torture my sister's boyfriends for a laugh but one day I befriended one and realised that this was the greatest troll of all time.
OP lost me at that "whore talk" bullshit
It's 4chan; the fuck did you expect?
It's always amazing seeing people react to the 4channiest of 4chan shit with outrage like it's new, why are you even reading greentexts then?
There is a vast and complex story sbout how we got to where we are today with social and political events, especially in the US.
This comment sums them up so swiftly it's almost art.
Man I want what you're smoking
"Sister does the usual whore talk of taking a shower and going to bed."
Apparently, I too am a whore. 😂
Probably the only context where anon hears about showering.
fake: anon lives with a woman
and gay: anon makes up stories of stealing sister's dates to have fun with them
sleep with the guy tbh
Sounds like they have a lot in common... it's a nice meet cute.
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