this post was submitted on 11 Jul 2025
130 points (100.0% liked)

Science Memes

15741 readers
1698 users here now

Welcome to c/science_memes @ Mander.xyz!

A place for majestic STEMLORD peacocking, as well as memes about the realities of working in a lab.



Rules

  1. Don't throw mud. Behave like an intellectual and remember the human.
  2. Keep it rooted (on topic).
  3. No spam.
  4. Infographics welcome, get schooled.

This is a science community. We use the Dawkins definition of meme.



Research Committee

Other Mander Communities

Science and Research

Biology and Life Sciences

Physical Sciences

Humanities and Social Sciences

Practical and Applied Sciences

Memes

Miscellaneous

founded 2 years ago
MODERATORS
 
top 36 comments
sorted by: hot top controversial new old
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

That is what I assume they did when they last had to put in a tube in my ear. At least for the numbing agent, even though I'm fairly certain they didn't.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 day ago

"I accidentally let a joe rogan clip play, please remove the part of my brain that remembers it"

[–] [email protected] 33 points 1 day ago

They found Saddam

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

The first attempts at IVF were quite misguided.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago

Enhance your hearing with Radium, today!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago

Norman Rockwell getting his weekly injection of inspiration.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago

Topping up my sigma fluid

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago

Me calibrating my tinitus

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago
[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago

Injecting deafness.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

No, FOX News are inyected in the frontal lobe, causing a lobotomy

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I was seeing this as an extraction. Not the insertion

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

It's irrelevant for the effect if you cut or disolve

[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 days ago (6 children)

Isn't this just earwax removal?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I have a special syringe for this. I had impacted ear wax a few years ago and I went to urgent care to get it rinsed. Turns out my other ear was also impacted, just not as bad. After the rinse, I could hear in 3D. I felt like I shouldn't have been allowed to drive home because it felt like I was on acid it was so overwhelming. On the drive home I heard a crappy Honda with a bad exhaust drive by and I was scream-laughing at how visceral it was.

Now I rinse regularly in the shower and don't get to have free acid trips :(

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago

I had to go get urgent care wax removal after a wax hunk shifted and plugged up my ear painfully. I was at college and had my parents' crappy insurance. I got billed $350. I bought several irrigation devices and an endoscope that plugs into my phone after that. NEVER AGAIN >:(

Congrats on your cool drug-less trip lol

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)

It may be caloric reflex testing. That would explain the goggles. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Caloric_reflex_test

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

also the eyes moving to one side. First time I have ever read about this, thanks for sharing

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 day ago

I guess this is rinsing an infected ear. The eyes are protected to prevent droplets of possibly infected goo entering them.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

The ear part is. Whatever is happening to the eyes isn't.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Do you have to plug your goggles into an outlet before earwax removal as well?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

When your brain explodes out your other ear, you don't want to be getting any in your eyes. Also, its not a plug, it just ties them to the table so you don't steal them.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Yep. I have a kit for this in my medicine cabinet.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

No goggles, just a windex-sized spray bottle with a plastic needle tip, saline solution, and the shoulder bucket

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

It's an old investigation in the '70 about vertigo, injecting cold water in the ear.

[–] [email protected] 54 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

After his mandatory brainworm injection, Tom became a productive member of the Trump administration.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 days ago

"Ronnie would never listen to facts, so they filled his head with silicone."

[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 days ago

"I'm injecting the update now; you should be getting the new Emojis in just a moment."

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago

Fucking ear worm

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 days ago

Recharging my google glasses

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 days ago

Idiotectomies required the subject's corporation for the best results. Hanneman's (Journal of Medical Ethics, June 2017) breakthrough, illustrated here, uses bomb glasses to increase compliance. It is rare the fuse needs to be lit, but a lighter should be kept in plain view of the subject as both reminder and enforcement if necessary.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

RFK Jr and ACIP Claims Autism Cure by "Extracting Negative Brain Fluids"

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)

'We find this alkali wash really alleviates the toxin build ups around your head. That's the real cause of migraines'

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago

Maybe I should add that is the "not science meme" answer.