If the title omitted 'today's' it wouldn't even lose any accuracy.
I can't be sure if I'm thinking of the morning that actually happened today.
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If the title omitted 'today's' it wouldn't even lose any accuracy.
I can't be sure if I'm thinking of the morning that actually happened today.
Keep an eye for cute butts and use them like landmarks.
"What did you do today?"
"Well, I got coffee at around 9:15 at the cafe with the cute waiter wearing his tight jeans with the wallet rub on the right back pocket. I had a meeting at 10:30 where Melissa picked up the pencil she dropped. Went to the UPS Store during my lunch break where I stood behind the silver fox with the tight cargo pants..."
Make that thirst work to your advantage.
"I know you from your ass better than I know your face." -Ilana Wexler
Describe your butt so I can remember this comment
callipygian
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Holy Jesus crap keep going so I can remember harder
We have a weekly meeting at work where we talk about what we did on the weekend, and even when I technically have something to talk about, I always forget. But the stuff I do isn't very exciting anyway, and I often make up shit so they think I have an actual life uwu
Told my team first week on the job about how I like outdoor stuff and I got questions like "wait, you actually touch the fish after catching it? Gross" and then I never engaged again.
I volunteer to walk dogs at the local animal shelter, so I always just talk about the new dogs I met in those meetings haha
Severance
Are you sure about that first one?
Wake up...please wake up!
If reality so good, why does the mind prefer dreaming?
my daily routine:
fall asleep > fall asleep > fall asleep
rinse and repeat