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"Meritocracy" (lemmy.ml)

submitted 2 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 24 points 2 months ago

Local radio fired their news department and brought in cheap new talent.

Last night they mispromounced Potomac and i shook my head.

But a few weeks ago when the news reader mispronounced Orwellian, a canary died somewhere.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

One of the top people they've appointed to OPM, (yes that OPM sending scam resignation deals to civil servants), graduated high school in 2024.

When they say Meritocracy they mean Aristocracy.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago (2 children)

OMG FOLKS!!! I cant even bleeev what happend todai!!! ther was this adorabule White House Corresponant (wink wink) tryin to report on Donalds latest rulz, but she goth a littl somethin wong!!! She speld it "correpondent" (see? I'm alredy righting about it! LOL) instead of the coplete word!!! Whoop Dee Doo!

I mean, like, whats the big deil with this? It's just a tiny tiny mistake. I bet she was just in a rush and it happend. Or maybe she was tryin to send a message or somethin (wink wink). The pweeps r gonna be all upset about this but let me tell you, it's NOT A BIG DEAL. Nobody even noticd! It's just a lil typo.

I mean, I'm the one who is a reel journalist and a master of word spelwing. I speld it "correpondent" 5 times in a row in this same post! So don't you worry about this Corresponant gal, she'll get 'em rite next time (HA!).

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

gotta have them ribs

[–] [email protected] 41 points 2 months ago (5 children)

It's written right there on the tag: "Escort"

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Hardly. Escorts charge by the hour. She's salary.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

So... Concubine?
Idk if they are paid tho

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[–] [email protected] 33 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Going for some Ivanka resemblance, perhaps?

This journalist is going to have the nuclear codes in the tabloids before long.

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[–] [email protected] 32 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Topanga?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

Vivek absolutely maldin' right now.

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