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[–] [email protected] 31 points 20 hours ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 63 points 21 hours ago

Left-Wing: Diversity, Equity, Inclusion

Right-Wing: Deathcamps, Extermination, Invasion

[–] [email protected] 31 points 22 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 15 points 20 hours ago

It certainly sounds more "educated" than blowjobtocracy

[–] [email protected] 37 points 22 hours ago* (last edited 22 hours ago) (6 children)

Also, looking past that spelling mistake, what the hell is a War Room White House? Is that meant to refer to the situation room? The briefing room? Is it that she's in two places at once, the White House and a virtual War Room of whatever media organisation she represents?

Or is it, as I may be forced to suspect, a perpetual state of mind, a designation not in conflict of course with any of the above, but indicative of someone who not only cannot spell their job but is just there to, as the phrase goes, perpetually and obsequiously stir shit?

[–] [email protected] 49 points 22 hours ago (2 children)

War Room is a podcast of Steve Bannon. So she's the White House correspondent for that podcast.

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[–] [email protected] 0 points 23 hours ago (2 children)
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[–] [email protected] 6 points 23 hours ago (4 children)

What even is a Meritocracy

[–] [email protected] 6 points 19 hours ago

A way to justify letting an aristocracy form while calling it something else.

"Merit" it a vague and nebulous term, so you can set the rubric however you want to justify the merit of any mouth breather with their head so far up their own ass they can see their own tonsils.

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

To be fair, a mate of mine had 'Incident Reponse' in his professional signature for more than a month. At least the Cyber Analyst part was spelled correctly I guess?

[–] [email protected] 0 points 22 hours ago

Incident reponse is not that bad of a typo hell it has roughly the same meaning. Reponse meaning to answer in French, so incident reponse would mean the same thing as incident response. Mind you thats cause we get responses from Norman French but hey it works.

[–] [email protected] 61 points 1 day ago (1 children)

She’s a core respondent. Get woke libtard.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 23 hours ago

I almost wish that hadn't been sarcasm, only because I haven't seen libtard in the wild in a long time. 😀

[–] [email protected] 48 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (6 children)

The term meritocracy was originally created as a satirical joke. It was never meant to actually be taken seriously

[–] [email protected] 18 points 20 hours ago

So was"The Donald" subreddit.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 20 hours ago

We should totally go back to “I’m in charge because my daddy built me a goon squad”.

/s

[–] [email protected] 1 points 22 hours ago

see: Daylight Savings

[–] [email protected] 21 points 23 hours ago* (last edited 23 hours ago) (5 children)

I dont see the reason why it shouldnt be used. Merit - earned, cracy - to rule. Seems like its self described well. Imo its a useful word and don't see why we shouldnt use it just because it was meant to be satirical. Art imitates life and life imitates art.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 20 hours ago* (last edited 19 hours ago)

The issue is how do you "meassure" merit? How do you decide who has earned what they have and who hasn't?

If you are a conservative it's very easy, the status quo defines merit. Those who have are those who deserve because the system is working as expected. So rich people ruling is meritocracy for them.

If you are a racist/xenophobe/etc then it's also very easy, those who are in the "good" (read white in the USA) group are the ones with merit, so they are the ones that should rule.

A few years back, when college degrees where just for rich people with connections, merit was having a college degree because that proved you where educated and hard working jajajaja. Now that a lot more people can get college degrees it no longer means that for some reason jajajaja.

Etc, etc. In general, people use meritocracy to justify their own biases and the decisions they make based on those biases. The USA is of course the current poster child of this, but by no means it's exclusive to them.

The reality is that when you think about it there is no such thing as merit in the general sense. For example, I get paid well by working as a programmer. And I'm the first one to say that I'm very good at it and deserve my pay. Yet, if my toilet is broken I need to call a plumber and defer to them. So, who says I deserve to earn more than a plumber? I do say so because it greatly benefits me of course jajajaja. But if push come to shove I would absolutely prefer to have a society without programmers than a society without plumbers. So who has more merit?

The simple truth is that we are all valuable in our own context and we should try to build a society where we all can participate and contribute as needed. Ideas like meritocracy are used by right wing people to justify the existence of hierarchies and social classes. If there are better people (with more merit) then of course they should be in charge and everyone else must obey. But the more you dig into the idea, the less it makes sense. Meritocracy is just a very easy trap to fall into because it's the kind of idea that sounds good to people until you really think about it, but in practice it's just a useless idea if you want to make rational decisions.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 23 hours ago

Absolutely. Words change, and it's not an unhelpful term, but we already had a word for 'ruled by the best', aristocracy. Over time it became very apparent that aristocracies did not promote leaders who were objectively 'best' or often even 'adequate', so it began to mean a small group of privileged people who used their power to keep that privilege for themselves and their peers.

So although meritocracy started as a joke, it could be used sincerely. But unless it's pretty clear how 'merit' is assessed its hard to take it more seriously.

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[–] [email protected] 43 points 1 day ago (5 children)

Maybe sarcastic people should stop inventing shit ideas ironically for a minute while we clean up this mess.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 19 hours ago

What? You mean you don't want a Tournament Nexus?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 21 hours ago

But they aren't in a position of power to change anything. Maybe if we lived in a sarcastocracy though

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Sarcasm and parody were tools used against corrupt oppressors for centuries. The problem is, it requires education, context, and the capacity for abstract thought to process and understand. If everyone requires we put “/s” after everything, then they are just taking everything at face value without any attempt at critical thinking or reading between the lines. Which I guess is why we are where we are today.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 23 hours ago

I quite agree, and I tend to resent and resist the tag unless the sarcasm would otherwise rely on tone or delivery, in which case why write it at all.

I think the internet has spawned a nascent global culture, and while that is still taking shape we are often left feeling as if we share insufficient context with one another to form an understanding. We'll grow together as a global culture in time I hope and trust, but in the meantime I think it's an error to rely on low-context modes of communication. It is a crutch, and it only perpetuates the distance between us.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago

I'm really starting to feel that way lmao

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[–] [email protected] 46 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Elon is a DEI hire because of his Asperger’s that causes sudden nazi salutes.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 22 hours ago

As someone who was diagnosed with asperger's syndrome when I was like three, I want to skin him alive for that piss poor excuse. The South African Nazi is just a maladapted sub-human who incapable of owning up to the fact that he is aggressively mediocre. Also im calling him sub-human cause je thinks he is better than anybody, its meant to be demeaning to his ego.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 day ago

Also because he is an immigrant. This is like Dr. Strangelove, except he’s not in a wheelchair. He’s jumping around on stage. MEIN FUHRER, I CAN WALK!

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

This is unpresidented!

As a second language learner of English, I used to stress over getting my English right and would spend time double checking my spelling and grammar, checking the dictionary to make sure I am using the word correctly, even when posting on forums and comment sections. Once Trump became president and I saw the numerous mistakes he made, I stopped caring.

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[–] [email protected] 99 points 1 day ago (2 children)

There are certain things which are required of those who wish to serve in the Trump Administration. None of those things happen to be intelligence.

Covfefe

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