Crowdsourcing your assassination is an interesting plan.
this post was submitted on 10 Jul 2025
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This clown destroying the US from within is the best thing that can happen to the world.
Yes it will create some waves but as they say: Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake
That will be bittersweet for any countries he destroys whilst flailing.
The clown is in his second term and hasn't even started a war.
Unlike most of the previous ones from either side of the imperialist uniparty.
And even then it will be the last spasms of the dying cancer
he's at war with the American people.
That's their problem, and I have no symathy for them.
He hasn't managed to start any global conflicts, despite his best efforts. All the other countries are having to be the adult in the room while he shits the bed.
How hard can it be to start a war? Facts are facts.
And who are the adults in the room?
I see nothing but bootlicking from European 'leaders'.
Ready to steal billions from the people to grant his wishes and fund the arms peddlers with money we can't afford.
Besides some empty words, they're all in line to lick the fascist's boot, Not to mention that pathetic groveling Rutte who has crawled deeply up daddy's ass.
The great adults with their 'western values', blindly following US warmongers and fully supporting zionist genociders.
Is it illegal for US citizens to donate?
It will certainly land you on some interesting lists
We’re likely on those lists already for using lemmy.
What kind of casserole do you bring to a fatwa fundraiser?
Ham is out, I think.
Hamdulah!
They're all out of pork?
There might be some if Ham comes back with it. He’s out right now.
Anyone got the gofundme link?
nah, I don't want him to become a martyr. better if he dies from a heart attack on the toilet. 🤷♂️
There’s nothing saying such an appropriate demise can’t be surreptitiously expedited.
I have some McDonald's coupons left over. Can I send them to him?
That's the stretch goal, making it look like an accident is at 80 million.
When this nearly 80 year old fat guy, who loves burgers and hates exercise, eventually has a stroke, the right will still come up with crazy conspiracy theories about his death.
Idiots will find a way to make him a martyr. Hell, idiots thought he was secretly trying to stop Epstein.
https://www.theguardian.com/world/2005/jul/27/gayrights.iran
Why isn't Iran Lemmy's favorite country?
A day ago it was 40 million. Sooooo, where we at now?
Did Iran just create KillStarter?
GoKillHe
I feel like him getting more noble peace prize nominations would only make this bounty go up and would become even more comedic. Jehovah forbid they actually give him one. lmao
where can we donate to this fund asking for a friend 🙏
Trump is the anti human.
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