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Y'all be riskin it without holocene crypty

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4:40.42p EST on Jan 28, 12,025 ->

• 4120:20.21.-4285.1.6

That's the one that was active when I started typing. However, I change it randomly using the decay of a radioactive isotope that is randomly chosen by the decay of a separate amount of Uranium-238. I'm two randoms in. This way, my time records are always encrypted using open-science source and the government can't hack the pictures of my parking spots at the oncology center to sell them to the NIMBYs at MetAlphabet AI.

I just use millis since epoch

(Recently learned that this isn't accurate because it disguises leap seconds. The standard was fucked from the start)

This is the way.

How is day smaller than month? There are up to 12 values for month, but up to 31 for days

I use ss/mm/hh/dd/MM/YYYY

t.european