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It wasn't me! It was an unfortunate manure explosion!

Shooting small Mancunians in the face with an over-powered stapler.

... what crime are you getting arrested for?

all of them

War crimes! (Battlefield 1)

Being distracted by a live stream while cutting people off, speeding, running red lights and ignoring police roadblocks while driving a lorry from Spain through the UK to France

Disregarding all Osha violations, colonizing a planet and killing all natural life.

damm I love factorio

reckless driving

Alright, this is probably the largest thread I've seen on lemmy since the snoopoclypse, so y'all enjoy video games eh?

Forcefully mutating innocent larvae to bee larvae and silkworms and forcing them to work for me indefinitely while I ship off the fruits of their labour and cash in those sweet, sweet Terra Tokens.

Screw those critters, I terraformed this planet, gave them life and I'll most certainly make sure to exploit every single one of them. My only regret is not being able to lick all the neon coloured frogs, that should give a nice trip.

Okay, perhaps I should cut down on my Planet Crafter time..

Legend of Zelda, maybe somebody finally had enough of me smashing all their pots and cutting all their grass. I don't think those monsters are calling the cops for all the murder, they always seem to pop right back anyway.

Making my government into an expansionist empire and leading its armies with a bit too much detail.

Guilty of killing a prince that had become to become a giant toad due to a curse.

(Witcher 3)

Using remote control toy cars to crush children’s dreams. And being bad at Karaoke.

Public inebriation, disturbing the peace

(Rock and Stone ⛏️⛏️⛏️⛏️⛏️)

MarioKart so hit and run or throwing things at other cars

Stealing villager's beds.

Intergalactic genocide

Absolutely sucking at sauerbraten insta ctf

Preventing the destruction of the planet by smashing robots

Graveyard Keeper.

I don't even know. An absurd amount of mishandling and experimenting on corpses.

Rotting in a Shinra prison for bombing a Mako reactor. In my defense, the new explosion graphics were great.

Bullying masked monkeys killsquads.

Those pearls are mine, motherfuckers.

Elden Ring... soo.. lots of murder

Divinity 2, so probably for being God 2 or something

Spreading democracy

Doing some dodgy PMC incursions into a chaotic ex-Russian territory feels a bit too close to a real life situation. So I guess I'm getting arrested for looting.