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[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

It wasn't me! It was an unfortunate manure explosion!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Shooting small Mancunians in the face with an over-powered stapler.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

... what crime are you getting arrested for?

all of them

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

War crimes! (Battlefield 1)

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Being distracted by a live stream while cutting people off, speeding, running red lights and ignoring police roadblocks while driving a lorry from Spain through the UK to France

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Disregarding all Osha violations, colonizing a planet and killing all natural life.

damm I love factorio

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (2 children)
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[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Alright, this is probably the largest thread I've seen on lemmy since the snoopoclypse, so y'all enjoy video games eh?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

this is a big one

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Forcefully mutating innocent larvae to bee larvae and silkworms and forcing them to work for me indefinitely while I ship off the fruits of their labour and cash in those sweet, sweet Terra Tokens.

Screw those critters, I terraformed this planet, gave them life and I'll most certainly make sure to exploit every single one of them. My only regret is not being able to lick all the neon coloured frogs, that should give a nice trip.

Okay, perhaps I should cut down on my Planet Crafter time..

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

Legend of Zelda, maybe somebody finally had enough of me smashing all their pots and cutting all their grass. I don't think those monsters are calling the cops for all the murder, they always seem to pop right back anyway.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

Making my government into an expansionist empire and leading its armies with a bit too much detail.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Guilty of killing a prince that had become to become a giant toad due to a curse.

(Witcher 3)

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Using remote control toy cars to crush children’s dreams. And being bad at Karaoke.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Public inebriation, disturbing the peace

(Rock and Stone ⛏️⛏️⛏️⛏️⛏️)

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

MarioKart so hit and run or throwing things at other cars

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

Stealing villager's beds.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

To defend managed democracy?

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Absolutely sucking at sauerbraten insta ctf

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Graveyard Keeper.

I don't even know. An absurd amount of mishandling and experimenting on corpses.

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

Rotting in a Shinra prison for bombing a Mako reactor. In my defense, the new explosion graphics were great.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Bullying masked monkeys killsquads.

Those pearls are mine, motherfuckers.

TitleRain World

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Elden Ring... soo.. lots of murder

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Hmmm. They'll be back soon enough. Manslaughter? 🤔

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Divinity 2, so probably for being God 2 or something

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago

Spreading democracy

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