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Sinking 76,000 tons of allied shipping in the Atlantic.

Trafficking rare animals, and of course cockfighting.

freecell is a card game and it's not even the gambling type... wtf do I do now???

Nothing as I was legally sanctioned by the council to work above the law for them

illegal trespassing, genocide, destruction of nature and public property, murder, inflicted torture, and 94 other charges

Animal abuse. I fed a TV to an obese frog in The Last Campfire.

Genocide of millions of creatures. (Vampire Survivors)

Palworld - animal abuse, enslavement of both animals and humans, illegal manufacture and possession of firearms, murder

vandalism, killing, stealing, Destruction of the environment, etc (terraria)

Depending on ones political alignment, either

Alcoholism and drug abuse during work hours

or

Cultural genocide against indigenous people

Fuck, i Last played Rinworld, so all of the warcrimes

Um mass murder, theft, paying prostitutes. Kcd

Nothing because no one's alive anymore - gtfo Animal abuse and slavery - Palworld

Inciting gang violence and sending hitmen after private security company employees. (Watch Dogs 2)

Being a Bulbasur that saves the world from natural disasters

Ig I'm under arrest for the murder of multiple military personnel, destruction of company property, animal abuse, possession of illegal firearms, theft, trespassing, and many many other crimes. (Half-Life 1)

I'd probably be done in for EPA violations (Satisfactory).

Id get a medal for defending democracy.

Um.... Maybe building a house and moving the landscaping without a permit? (Animal crossing)

I'm wanted for 700$ dead or alive for robbery, murder, assault, tresspassing and accidentaly crashing into people with my horse

Reckless driving and going well, WELL above the speed limit.

Graffiti, murder, and other squid related activities

Abusing animals for labor and fighting with other animals.

Sonic Adventure

• property damage
• animal abduction
• petty theft
• fishing without a license
• treasure hunting without a license.

Building a City without permits and govermental and democratic oversight while making every street into it a toll streets

Climbing a mountain but dying too much along the way. Like a little too much.

Forcing thousands of grandmother's into endless work. Destroying ecosystems. Ravaging planets. Ending light itself. Enslaving Gods. And eliminating every parallel world in existence. All to make cookies. More and more. On and on and on. Universes of cookies more numerous than atoms in the cosmos.

But I'm almost done.

Impersonating a cultist with conspiracy to commit mass murder. (Of the cultists)

It's okay though, we're adventurers!

Baldur's Gate 3

Brandishing a prawn against a Knight and a king.