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[–] [email protected] 2 points 12 hours ago

I’ve been insulted by web developers for saying this before : “If your website doesn’t work on Firefox, your website doesn’t work”

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 months ago

How did we get from "SGML varient for formatting text" to this?

[–] [email protected] 37 points 3 months ago (1 children)

When developing photon I always end up with more issues on chrome browsers than firefox. and half of those are because of its god awful scrollbar. Please use an overlay scrollbar instead of shifting the stupid page around, chrome.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 months ago

ugh yeah classic chrome am I right? (I forgot how to center a div)

[–] [email protected] 15 points 3 months ago

Greatest format ever. I present you with the Demi-God of memes award for best use of THEY LIVE if you originated the template. If you did not originate you get the cool assed dude award for sharing. Many thanks.

[–] [email protected] 73 points 3 months ago (2 children)

My website only works with Chrome, but it has to be a specific old version of it. And you also need to install some extensions. Very specific versions of these extensions. Few of them already removed from the store due to security backdoors.

I have a Docker image you can use to run Chrome though.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 months ago

At that point, just release your website as an electron app.

[–] [email protected] 36 points 3 months ago (1 children)

What version of Docker do I need to run your container?

[–] [email protected] 46 points 3 months ago (1 children)

You'll need my fork of docker, and you'll need to apply a patch.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Can I run your patched version of docker on docker?

[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 months ago

Yes, with --privileged. It's totally safe. Trust me.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 3 months ago (1 children)

No. You need to run it in a VM that runs TempleOS.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Which version of TempleOS?

[–] [email protected] 30 points 3 months ago (1 children)

My code is portable enough to support all versions.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

How generous of you

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