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LA’s newest gambling event — live Sperm Racing (www.thetimes.com)

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[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Finally, a sport gay men can enjoy.

Well, other than college wrestling.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago (1 children)

college - wrestling?...like - wrestling but in college?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Yes. College age hunks in tight spandex rubbing up against each other. What's not to like?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago

os mayb- a bit tooooo much for me >~<