this post was submitted on 20 Jan 2025
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[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

What did you just say about me?! How dare you hurt my feelings like that, I thought we were friends!?

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago

Ok bring on the captcha

[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Nice try, FBI. You already have all my info.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

I mean I know it wasn't really funny... But a downvote? It was really so bad that it got a downvote?

I'm not even mad, just so so confused

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

wiggle wiggle wiggle, wiggle wiggle

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 days ago
[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago

That's me everytime I use google now.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago
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[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago

Fuck you, fuck your post, and fuck thinking that engagement farms are worth anyone's time.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I'm a 30 year old virgin who lives in his parent's basement.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago

to protect his virginity obviously

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago

I shit my butt

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 days ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago

What if the whole world agrees to defy that captyas? Couldn’t we send AI back to the dark ages?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 days ago

Ironically still acceptable proof.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago
[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

You'll never take me ~~online~~ alive!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago
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[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago

Beep boop I am not a bot beep beep biiiiiiiiiii

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago
[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago

Error: failed to reach dns server

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago
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[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

I can correctly compute that 12345678+87654321 is 99999999, and that 111111111*111111111 is 12345678987654321. Maybe I am a bot?

Well, no matter. I'm going to return to reading every Wikipedia article sorted lexicographically.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago

I fail the human test everyday by being a fox 🦊 I’m just not clever tho 😭

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 days ago

beep boop I am indeed a homosapian descendant of the primates. How may I assist you with your joy today?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Could this legitimately be used as a captcha? I just tried it and I can't imagine a bot doing it. I wonder if there is a way to implement it without impacting accessibility though.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I think it would be the ultimate captcha. Though i don't think it would work on mobile and i've never seen a single site use it so i'm not sure it can be used seriously.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

I just solved it on mobile

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 days ago

Can you tan your butthole?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago

Oh wow, I never thought of it that way!

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