Oh cool! Now men have Cosmo quizzes, too!
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Is someone holding these poor souls hostage and forcing them to be together?
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Where's epsilon?
But... But I don't own any of those outfits!
None of those look like forest hermits, guess I'm the 7th type of male
I am an ηβπ male?
THE OMEGA MALE!!!!! FINALLY, MPREG HAS BEEN CANONIZED!!!! HE LOOKS SO BREEDABLE!!!!
they saw all the fun words that queer people have and got jealous
This list is a total scam, Where are my favorite type of guys? Where is the mellow punk? where is the just a little guy? WHERE IS THE WEIRD UNKLE?! Where is the Gen ex doomer with nice sense of humor?! Where is the closeted Christian who is really kinky in bed?!
Is the weird uncle the kind that has the odd, yet cool hobbies. Like how people sorta don’t understand having a homebrewing hobby, but will readily accept free homemade beer? That guy?
Cause I don’t see me in there either
Wow, hit me right in the gen-x doomer with a nice sense of humor.
Nice shot.
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Mister fantatic, iceman, spiderman, havoc, harry potter and cyclops
The right rejects nonbinary gender identities. Immediately reinvents nonbinary gender identities.
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I don't see fat sack of shit anywhere, so this clearly isn't all men
You rang?
Mmh yes tell me more about those alpha, beta and omega males
Six personalities of Modern Men?
That sounds less researched than like MBTI.
Why do all look so angry? Like shit, my ex made me angry too with all the blaming me for her affair and shit but like, these guys just look angry for no reason.
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So Alpha males is the idea scammers sell to kids. Betas are non cunts who incels look down upon. Sigma males are people who buy into this shit but have no friends.
Wtf are Delta, Gamma and Omega males?
Edit: AND WHY THE FUCK ISNT BETA FOLLOWED BY GAMMA BUT BY DELTA!?
And afaik omega used to be last
Sigma male always sounded to me like autist/adhd tbh
Alpha are attention seeking narcissists.
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Because clearly the graphic was made by someone intelligent (/s).
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they’re all Doctor Who
That was my first thought too!
They've almost found the phi-male. Keep looking, guys!
most americans wont get this because they say "fie"
we will take your language's letters, mispronounce tf out of them, and call it correct
How do you pronounce Van Gogh?
Fun Goth
Van Go (beep beep)
doesn't beat w.e.b. dubois
That’s a weird way to pronounce Van Gogh. 😉
thanks to the comment, i now know it's van HHOHH or however it should be phonetically spelled. and no, i had never heard it said by a native prior to that
now i'll be that annoying ackckshuallyyy dweeb that corrects people
If you don’t watch Doctor Who, and even if you do, Vincent and the Doctor is the best season 5 episode (no spoilers for the larger series arcs).
And that’s when I started questioning how I pronounce Van Gogh (I’m American, so I say Go with the long ō).
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I guess the long hair checks out, but I’d like some overalls too 😔
David Tennant is a sigma male?
I'm pretty sure you could do the whole image with various David Tennants, or for bonus points with all Doctors.
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Crowley is a sigma male.
I'm a Ligma.
i would never date a Ligma. my last bf was a Sugma and that was bad enough
Who the hell is Steve Jobs?
Ligma Deez Nuts! Got 'im!
Ligma balls! Lmao
I know this is terrible, but I find it fascinating in a sort of juvenile, teen magazine personality quiz, collect all the dolls type of way.
We've got our Businessman, Jock, Normcore main character, Sensitive Grunge Musician, Dweeb and Rebel.
Ignoring the manosphere bullshit and blithely viewing this as a team of characters planning a heist, or potential matches in a farming game or dating sim, how is this not kind of cool?
If this was a dating sim, alpha would talk nonstop how sexy his cranium shape is while 5 others are doing a shooting on the background.
Then he'd hit you and tell you its your fault.
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This is basically the Breakfast Club
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Omega Male: The Final One
Forget alphas, omega males are the end boss