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[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (2 children)

I would love to see a director's cut of that film because it was a victim of massive executive meddling after the fact.

It was directed by Annabel Jankel and Rocky Morton, who created and directed both the British and U.S. versions of Max Headroom, which is why it has a cyberpunk look. It was co-written by Ed Solomon, who wrote Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure and Men in Black.

And then executives shat all over it.

You also have to remember that in 1993, there was almost no Mario lore. Mario was a guy who jumped on mushrooms and turtles to rescue the princess and sometimes got extra powers to help him. Luigi was his brother who could basically do the same thing. There was really no characterization and plot to speak of. They had a ton of freedom to do whatever they wanted and that freedom was taken away from them.

There is a cut out there done by my friend Garrett Gilchrist, who also restored The Thief and the Cobbler, where he tried to get it as close to Jankel and Morton's original cut as he could, using things like workprints. But we'll never know exactly how good it could have been.

Tank Girl was a very similar situation, but still ended up an okay film.

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Pitch Black and Chronicles of Riddick

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 days ago

Pitch Black is pretty alright, it isnt great, but it is far from terrible. The rest of the films have a pretty strong downward trend though.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 days ago (3 children)

I watched the Mario Bros movie as an adult a few years back and really enjoyed it. It was a fun take on the lore!

The only thing I felt was weak was Dennis Hopper. His performance had strong "I'm too good for this" vibes. Based on the other things I know him from, that's wildly untrue - it should have been a great fit for him. Chew the scenery and be an arsehole - basically be the Deacon from Waterworld, or the villain from Speed!

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 days ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (3 children)

Hook my beloved. I understand objectively why it is not a good movie, but having watched it 852 times throughout my childhood, I could not find fault with it on a recent rewatch.

edit: I watched that movie so early and so often, that I can recite whole scenes not by word, but by phonemes and cadence, because my language skills weren't fully developed at the time.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 days ago

I understand objectively why it is not a good movie

You fucking what, mate?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 days ago

I haven't seen this since my childhood, so I still assume it's a fantastic movie.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 days ago (3 children)

...why is it not a good movie?

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I've not had a chance to experience this infamous Mario Bros movie. Hope I can find some time to sit down and really immerse myself.

Also, can I interest anyone in the masterworks of Neil Breen?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago

The Breen is something you need the moral support of others to watch. I traumatised a colleague by making him and another friend watch Twisted Pair with me. I watched two Breens alone after that, since the other two refused to watch any more with me, and it was painful.

"I'm not seeing another psychiatrist. I'm not. I'm not seeing another psychiatrist. I'm not seeing another psychiatrist. I'm not."

(Is that lines from a Breen film, or my reaction after watching a Breen film?)

They maintain the Breen is a troll, but I think he's got delusions of grandeur and really thinks he's making these deep masterpieces.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2.

Go ninja go ninja go....

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Maximum Overdrive and Over the Top for sure.

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 days ago (4 children)

Willow 1988 my first taste of fantasy

Airborne 1993 put me in a rollarblading phase

Tremors 1990 all three are good fun

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 days ago (8 children)

You seem like a man of culture.

Does anyone else remember The Pagemaster?

I had a vague recollection of a fantasy movie about libraries and a them traveling to a "book world" sort of. I would prolly get pretty immense nostalgia from watching that. Or I'll ruin the memories I have. Perhaps better not?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Hell yes. Pagemaster is top tier nostalgia. Loved it.

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 days ago

Willow and Tremors are S-tier

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 days ago

I love all the Tremors movies

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago

Thomas and the Magic Railroad. (2000) So bad it led to the franchise getting bought by ~~SHiT~~ HiT Entertainment. Less said about the show after that the better. Still, the OST is a bop, and Neil Crone was entertaining as hell to watch as Diesel 10.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (2 children)

SpyKids trilogy, and Shark boy and Lava girl rule still rules.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

"Do you think God stays in heaven because he, too, lives in fear of what he's created?"

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 days ago (1 children)

...Is that a quote from Spy Kids?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 days ago

Spy kids 2 IIRC

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago

Is she corpulent? Very corpulent?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago

He-man. I still don’t get the hate it received.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

1999's The Night of the Headless Horseman. Very '90s CG but if you're able to get past that it's amazing, one of my top two favorite tellings of the tale, with voice actors including Mark Hamill, Clancy Brown, Tia Carrere, Bill Fagerbakke, and William H Macy.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago

I love that movie

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago

THE LEGO SECRET AGENT?????

Ohhhhhhhhhhh yeeeeeaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh baby

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 days ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Oh there are so, so many awful movies that I loved as a kid that I have a positive memory of but would be better off not watching again to ruin that memory.

Legend would have to be one of them. It’s still a spectacle to watch, and Tim Curry is incredible as Darkness, Robert Picardo is Meg Mucklebones, but it’s so far over the top it’s a fever dream.

Cave Man with Ringo Star, Shelly Long, and Dennis Quaid. Laughed so hard I cried when I was a kid. Watched it again not too long ago and it’s pretty bad.

Whoopee Boys, same as Cave Man. Cannot rewatch.

Buckaroo Banzai, Revenge of the Nerds, so many other bad movies I loved as a kid. Most of the cheap action films too. Schwarzenegger’s, Stallone’s, Van Damme’s…so bad, lol. There were some absolutely great ones, though…the original Predator (‘87) comes to mind.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 3 days ago (2 children)

idk if it was terrible because I haven't watched it in over 20 years.. but that'd be Space Jam for me. Watched it so often, the VHS gave out and we had to buy it a second time.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago

Space jam holds up fine. I was an adult when it first came out I got to watch it recently with the kids.

It's not like I'd pay to go watch it in the theater but if it was on, I wouldn't turn it off.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

🎵I believe I can fly🎵

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