okmatewanker

Almost certain this is a Brazilian pizza

brazilians be like:

Literally me yesterday: chicken, waffles, fruit, whipped cream, and no regrets.

Is it a grape or a green olive? That will tell you if it's a traditional American meal.

I'm sorry. I guess we should be imbibing the cuisines of the countries we conquered in the past and calling it our own.

Lol, yes... As an American this is what we eat all of the time.

While we're all here, I've got a bridge here in the US I'd love to sell some of you Europeans. It's a great investment, please DM me for details.

And they’d still call that a biscuit.

This isn't slander. Slander is spoken, in print it's libel.

Americans take things far too seriously.

You could at least blame us for things that we're actually responsible for, like cherry pizzert.

Beans on toast has piss in it??

This is a Brazilian pizza. They love doing these dessert combo pizzas for some reason. Easily identified by the whole green olives present.