i will never truly feel represented until Barbie gets a colostomy bag.
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And that’s basically it!
This is WOKE! CANCEL BARBIE!
-Republicans with Children who have Diabetes!
Barbie has actually had quite a number of diversity variants over the years, this isn't all that unusual for them:
TL;DR (I only have a minute right now), does this change ANYTHING about the doll except a little note on the box she comes in?
Her foot falls off if you don't take proper care of her.
There are several permanent modifications made to the mold of the doll that separate it from non-diabetic dolls; and insulin pump and glucose monitor are depicted and they don't appear to be easily detachable.
From the article:
The new Barbie wears continuous glucose monitor (CGM), a device that tracks blood sugar levels, on her arm — while holding a phone displaying an accompanying app. She also has an insulin pump attached to her waist. And the doll carries a blue purse that can be used to carry other essential supplies or snacks on the go.
The Barbie’s outfit is blue, too — with polka dots on a matching top and skirt set. Mattel says that this color and design are nods to symbols for diabetes awareness.
I thought it was going to be like a Tamagotchi where you had to give it a jab and make sure it has offspring, else the family line ends.
Someone go resurrect Wilfurd Brimly! I don't have enough Worther's original candies to do the ritual!