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[–] [email protected] 2 points 15 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 15 hours ago

So I know a guy who was in a band that had a logo involving a crucified Elvis. He told me he once went down to Tijuana and he saw a guy making the famous velvet paintings and he had a bunch of Elvis and a bunch of Jesus being crucified. So the guy I know asked the painter if he could paint Elvis being crucified. He said he almost got chased to the border by incensed Catholics.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 20 hours ago

Recently, McDonalds announced an initiative to remove all instances of Ronald McDonald from their stores.

So, Ronald McDonald removed all instances of McDonalds from around him.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

Ronald the unburnt breaker of diets heir to the French fry throne

[–] [email protected] 3 points 17 hours ago

Fire cannot kill a dragon

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

This is in poor taste abd very obvious photo manipulation, Ronald isn't even sitting on anything.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 17 hours ago

this is in poor taste

Translation - I'm desperate to draw attention to myself by being offended on someone else's behalf

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 day ago

Fuck walking on water, Ronald can sit on air.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

You know how fiberglass is made up of resin and slivers of glass? Well asbestos also forms into slivers...

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

God damn Ronald! Okay okay... I believe in magic.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

It secretly believe in ronald. It's just that I hate him and wish he weren't real.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

My child, have you thought about how your the only thing standing between your soul and eternal hellfire is a Quarter Pounder meal deal?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 17 hours ago
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago

He looks like he's contemplating murdering the person who burnt his shop down.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

This could become a religion.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

It's so crazy to me which random ass people claiming some connection to divinity get elevated to dios while so many other cheap magicians are discarded.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

6 hours before: "This is fine"

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 day ago (2 children)

The hell is that statue made of that it doesn't even have soot on it?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

Easy: he's made of shitty photoshop

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

The same stuff that stops their burgers and fries from ever decomposing, I guess. PFAS?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 day ago

You'll be safe under his golden arches

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

He’ll always remind me of this: McDonald’s rap

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

"You're gonna be flame-grilled Anakin..."

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Our Ronald in McHeaven Hallowed be thy fries

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

Thy kingdom come, burgers well done,

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 day ago (1 children)

The god of hell fire himself. I'd watch the series.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 day ago

I think you could get a five episode miniseries with an epic arc where Ronald, God of Fire takes humanoid form and finally accepts his sexuality.

[–] [email protected] 41 points 1 day ago (1 children)

He clearly started the fire

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Maybe. All I know is that Billy Joel and his crew didn't.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Why do some folks have a [+1] after their names?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

Are you using Voyager? That might be the user tags feature that's counting your upvotes per user. You can toggle it in the settings.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 17 hours ago

I am, thanks for the info. I just enabled that feature recently and didn’t realize that was part of it. Cheers

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Unrelated to the post, but there's an updated version of that song from Fall Out Boy: https://youtu.be/2LkVKCWL0U4

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Not the biggest fan of the Fall Out Boy cover, but everyone here that wasn't alive when the original came out is doing themselves a disservice by not listening.

The lyrics have been updated, it's not a cover. Hearing Trump's name in the same song that mentions MySpace and Sandy Hook has got to be the same level of cultural whiplash as Billy Joel mentioning "Wheel of Fortune," Watergate, Joseph Stalin, and "Stranger in a Strange Land." Except it really hits home, because those of us that weren't adults when the original came out recognize and have memories of almost everything in the song, just like Billy Joel intended.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

Almost everything is correct, because not everyone is as way into boxing as Billy Joel. He mentions multiple boxers in the song.

I mean I'm not shocked, he was a boxer himself before he became a professional musician, but it's still funny he apparently thought everyone else was as into boxing as he was and so those names would resonate as much as Liberace's or Satayana's.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 18 hours ago

That's something I never noticed. And a little Billy Joel trivia I didn't know. Really could not see the man knocking someone out.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

Exactly. I enjoy the updated lyrics.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Fair warning: nobody asked for it and nobody should listen to it. It's terrible.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I mean I figured that out when they said Fall Out Boy.

Plus, why would listen to that version when The Hoff did a version? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IoRUe9xXin4 (It is also awful, but I mean that's obvious. It's David Hasselhoff.)

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Fall Out Boy slander will not be tolerated

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

I speak only in great truths.

One of those truths is that two string quartets have thought it was a good idea to cover that song.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=djULDN0aubM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yD9BaPsHwEc

The correct number, incidentally, is zero string quartets.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

I don't think it's terrible.

[–] [email protected] 53 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I believe that Ronald may be made of asbestos

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 day ago

That's funny cuz he tastes like lead paint

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