Everything is wire if the voltage is high enough
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iS iT Up tO cOde??? <--- stupidass city council 🙄
"it's current not voltage that kills you"
High voltage: "Por que no los dos?"
10kV static discharge and 5kA @ 1mV would like a word.
High voltage: “hey bestie, how would you like a ✨️new and improved ✨️ nervous system?”
AC current: "I choose my own path"
From what I've seen, nothing will make a bunch of linemen hit the deck like the sound of high voltage switchgear opening when they weren't expecting it.
"NNNNYYYYYYAAAAAZZZZZZZZZZTTTTT"
This is particularly applicable around downed power cables. Do NOT approach.
For example: in LA right now
The safest way to do it is to get someone else to touch it first.
dO nOT toUch the DoWn wIres uuuum I have MY RIGHTS to turn myself into a gas station hotdogs thankyouverymuch
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B̷̨̛̲̩̥̺͉̜̘͖̦͑́̀̎̊̂̒͐͘Ẻ̵̛͎͎͑̎̉̾͛̌͒̆̓ ̸͙͍̟͇̬̩̩͍̮͇͓̰̏́͒̇̽̎́̃͘N̸̦͈̒̏͌̐̀O̴̧̳͕̣̒̂̋̾̂̎T̴̡͓̪̰̙̀͒̓͐̉͗̓̈̍͒ ̴̭̈͊À̵̡̢̼͍̮̞͍̯̙̙͉̙̫̽̃͆́̈́̈́̈́̌̀̚͘͜͝͝F̶̛̛͎̒̿̈́̆̏̽̅͐͝͠R̸͔͖̪̖͉͎̀̾̔̕͝͝͝͝A̶̰̮̜̻̹̓̐̂̅̀ͅI̶̛͔͓͌̑̄́̅͌̂͝͝D̸̢͚̯͈͇̜̞̳̣͉̹̬̣̆͜
p̵͙͍͙͓͈̈́̌͋͊̋̄̈́̓̇̀̇̽̋̕͠p̶̳̬̳̃w̴̪͍̪̰͔̙̤̼̉͗͐͆̇́̓̔̋̍͘ȩ̸̨̠̠̩͚̠̫͇̦̬̩͈̉͆͊̅̔͐̿̍̓̋͘ŗ̴̛̙̝̦͌̿̊͊̅̂̎̊̍͘̕̕͝͡͠ ̶̛̥̫̈͛̂̆̔̌͗̽̎̕͠ȍ̴̗͉̼̘̰̮͎̦͂̏͌͋̔͜͟͟v̶̩̇̓̀̀̽̑̃͊̾̒́̾͘͘e̸̟͈̊̀͟ŕ̴̢̲̯͈͙͇̝̭̦̙͈̫̾͂́͐̚͜͟w̷̧̻̘̣͍̬̣̜̟͕̞̠̖̐̒͟͝͝ḥ̸̨̘̘̻͎̦̬͋͟͝ė̵̬̠͙͙͙̱̫̆̒̅͐̎͂̂̎ṗ̸̦̰̘̳̜͙̺̖͈̈́̎̏̒̕̚͝͠͝ḿ̷̨̺̟̖̥̯͊̂͑͋̈̓̕͡͝͡ĩ̸̧̧̧̛̛̱̠̱͓̙̣͎̐́̑̓̓͜͝ͅͅñ̸̪̯̣̆͑̏̏̌̈́͜g̶̢̗͕̯̤͈̙͉͋̈́̀͑̇̚͟͜͝!̶̨̖̞̖̬͎̯͍̳̝͈̞̇̀̉̋͋͐̀͛͊̀̒̽̍͑ͅ!̵̳̲͖̪͋̾̀͑͟
Voyager displays these a bit weird
Haha my client handles text boxes correctly.
I think that's the intention
- Where's the fucking wire?!!!
- WHO THE FUCK CARES?
Always fun stuff to work with, DI water or oil are great insulators, though one sucks to clean up if you spill it 😓
Just lather yourself up with that oil bb don't let it go to waste
Diala works great for... Cooking... Steaks. I don't know where to go with that because of how nope it is.
“Danger! Danger! High voltage.
When we touch, when we kiss”
“Fire at the disco; fire at the, Taco Bell!”
"Fire at the disco; fire at the, Gates of Hell!"
Don't you wanna know why we keep startin' fires
😚🥰⚡️💀
Low voltage: "Oh no, there is a tiny spot of corrosion on the contact surface, I think I need to lie down..."
High voltage: (rips line of coke) "I'M GONNA MAKE MY OWN WIRES WITH BLACKJACK AND HOOKERS!"