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[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

Would make a decent paperweight.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago

If you have a whiteboard marker, you can draw over it and then erase it. Works wonders.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

They are called "permanent" for a reason

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

Sometimes ethanol (i.e. rubbing alcohol) works.

If not, try acetone, same thing used to remove nail polish.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago

I was uh measuring the minimum radius of soft versus hard PC water cooling tubing. Yeah that tracks...

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

I bet dude drives a monster truck.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

This is why woman can't estimate length. They're shown 3" and told it's 6".

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

This is an amazing idea I love it

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Get another sharpie and draw over it and wipe it off while it's still wet

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

Don't do this. Use a dry erase marker. Adding more permanent marker won't help.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Acetone - Nail Polish remover

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

It may strip the paint. Better off with isopropulyl/ethanol. Sharpie doesn't require something as aggressive as acetone .

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 months ago (1 children)

No but if you're looking to sell it, I need to do some measuring that it would be perfect for

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I'm surprised that someone isn't selling measuring devices specifically for the penis

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I used to joke with a friend that we should start a business selling rulers that were inaccurate so that there was about 1/2 to 3/4 inch between the inch marks. We could have been rich

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I understand it with teenage boys, but I have always been fascinated with guys being so obsessed over how big their cock is. Seems to be common knowledge that women don't really care because it feels no different to them. You will rarely hear a women talk about one that was so big that it hit their cervix.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 months ago

Sounds like something someone with a little PP would say

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

Or when you do, they talk about it negatively like "ouchie it was too big." Sometimes ppl do prefer a girthier hog though.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I recall a website from the web 1.0 days that sold rulers, soda cans, and other common everyday objects that were specially manufactured to be smaller than the actual object. The intent was to show someone your penis pic with an undersized soda can to make it look bigger.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago
[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

Pre rat penis transplant

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

That took me a while. My first thought was it was an ad hoc durometer gage for cushion foam or jello or something, but the scale was backwards…

Anyway. Isopropanol/isopropyl-alcohol/that-shit-in-the-medicine-cabinet will take care of it. I use it all the time.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

I don't think it's going to be very useful to anybody unfortunately...

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