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[–] [email protected] 0 points 7 hours ago

Why put the beans in a separate dish if you’re using the whole thing?

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 day ago
[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 day ago

I've done this....

Or at least close enough.

I took out the beans. Microwaved them. Added bootleg velveeta. Then rolled that up in a tortilla with some rice and hot sauce.

I'm easy to please.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 day ago (1 children)

This made me physically gag.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 day ago

Really? I think half a can would be good with cheese.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 day ago

This is actually disgusting, >!they forgot to put cheese on it!<

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 day ago

Dang it, I worked on that title for a good five minutes and that was just right there the whole time

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 day ago

Needs more beans.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 day ago

Deep fry it in beef tallow to undo the vegetarian health benefits

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 day ago

My cooking skills when my wife leaves me on my own.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 day ago

Paging FoodCrimes.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 day ago (1 children)

If you're in a hurry you can fire it down your throat with a t-shirt cannon

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 day ago (1 children)

And if you're lucky it'll fire out the back at the same speed.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 day ago

*Luck not required

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 day ago (2 children)

If I ever get on MasterChef I'm making this for Gordon Ramsay

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 day ago

"Damn...what a shame...oh dear, oh dear...."

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Need to sprinkle with some green onion or parsley for a little color. Presentation is important!

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Nah use non-edible garnish. They love that shit.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 day ago

Like baby carrots?

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Everything is edible. Some things, only once.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

I'd love to see you eat the Sun.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

You'd get bored.

Some assumptions:

  • A tablespoon holds 15 milliliters (= 15 cm^3 = 15 × 10^-6 m^3)
  • The density of the sun is 1.41 g/cm^3 = 1410 kg/m^3
  • A spoonful of sun is 1410 * 15 * 10^-6 = 0.02115 Kg
  • The mass of the sun is 1.989 × 10^30 kg

1.989 × 10^30 kg / 0.02115 Kg = 9.4×10^31

It'll take me around 94,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 scoops.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 days ago
[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 days ago (1 children)

One of the best things about having an instant pot is the ease of making refried beans from scratch. They're fairly low effort, and so so much better (not to mention cheaper).

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

1lb of dried beans with 48oz of any stock or broth for one hour on high pressure is my standard. then either mash or add in protein and aromatics and bake for an hour at 350 to get a nice flavorful crust to stir in mmm mmmm

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 day ago (3 children)

I inherited a cupboard full of beans meant for post apocalypse scavengers (No really my mom kept them so that post apocalypse scavengers could loot something from her house) anyway. I never cooked them bcs every recipe was like 24+ hours. This seems really interesting and I cant wait to try the recipe, thank you!

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 day ago (1 children)

think of the post apocalyptic scavengers!

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 day ago

She really did and itd be hilarious, "wait why do you have this" "Oh I got that on sale, I don't plan on using it but it'll last through an apocalypse, realistically I wont live, but someone scavenging my hosue they can find it and use it. Like a suprise treasure trove"

me and my sister always just "okay...." yes she was a bit of a hoarder but not all of it was for her, also always kept water, blankets, mittens and some other stuff during the winter to hand out to anyone who seemed cold. Sweet, crazy, crazy soul. Loved, respected and feared in about equal measure by all that knew her.

so if you want, think of the post apocalypse scavengers, leave some things that'll survive an apocalypse that'll be handy for a scavenger, you'll make thier day.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 day ago (1 children)

That's a weird mixture of sweet and insane

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 day ago (1 children)

My mom was a sweet crazy lady. And crazy found her, she has seen some crazy stuff and been in crazy situations She had sound logic but intresting perspecrives and ways of doing thing she made psychologists need therapy, renewed peoples hope in the world, and had the drug dealers and makers in her area scared to mess with her all in one smart, crazy broken beyond repair package

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 day ago

Aww as the daughter of a different kind of sweet crazy lady that's sweet.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 day ago (1 children)

good luck! if you want to maximize your flavor sautee your protein and aromatics in the instant pot, transfer them out and deglaze with the stock before the cook too. the more maillard you can get in there the better they taste.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Alright, thank you for the tips!

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 day ago

you are very welcome. your mom sounds cool btw. mad respect for anyone with a heart so big they care about people they don't expect to meet.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Changing my position. I am no longer against incarceration for crimes

[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 days ago

Already eatimg the prison food.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 days ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 days ago

Everything you want in a bean burrito but nothing else. Absolutely nothing else.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 days ago

Dry your mouth out in 3 easy steps.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 days ago

That looks like dog food

[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 days ago

holy frijole

[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I’m not really seeing where the problem is. Smother that baby in cheese and chile and you’re good to go. Pun intended.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 days ago

relevant yoosernaim

[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 days ago

FIFO

Fiber In Fiber Out

[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 days ago
[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 days ago

The pain-rito