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I predict that the DNA sample will be orange in color.

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago

I knew he would never face any consequences

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 day ago

Cant own a gun, but has power to launch nukes, and command an army...

[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 day ago

"Will have to"

Lmao no he doesn't. What happens if he doesn't do it? And what happens if he owns more guns? More convictions with zero consequences? Why would he care?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 days ago

If he gets a gun anyway, what are they gonna do about it? Prosecute him?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

Least the fucker can do since everyone wants to baby his ass so much

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 days ago

...do three strikes laws apply to simultaneous convictions?..

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago

The US justice system isn't even a joke any more.

[–] [email protected] 62 points 2 days ago

Can't own a gun, but controlling the nukes is just fine. Makes sense.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Setting aside that it's Donald Trump I think it's messed up that non-violent felons, or any felon really, lose rights just because they're felons. Why should anyone lose their right to vote or keep a firearm if neither of those things had anything to do with their crimes?

[–] [email protected] 32 points 2 days ago (2 children)

There's actually a really good reason to deny prisoners the vote.

Imagine you're a political party in control of the government. You can pass laws that target people who would not vote for you, then convict them of those crimes so they can't vote against you!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 days ago

Sad, but true.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 days ago

It do be like that.

[–] [email protected] 73 points 2 days ago (2 children)

name another human convicted of 34 felonies and does zero jail-time, zero fines. go ahead, i dare ya.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

Ollie north? But that was 3 technically higher charges.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 days ago

Duke Nukem?

[–] [email protected] 33 points 2 days ago (1 children)

And let THAT be a LESSON to you! If you ALSO want to get away with a Crime all you need to do is THREATEN the LIFE of the Judge's FAMILY!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 days ago

Violence works. Violence is the most efficient way of getting what you want. If you can pull it off, that is. — And the dictator in charge of the world's most violent empire is very much able to pull it off.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 days ago

If he refuses, ask Stormy to provide the sample.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago

"Why does this blood sample smell like hamberders?!"

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Knowing Trump, it’ll be a little sippie cup of dried semen.