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I pick my nose.
I bet you do too, don't judge.
Or do: It doesn't really matter what you think of me because I'm not a telepath.
Iโll do you one better. I pick my nose then sometimes (not always) have a lil snack :)
You disgusting monster (me too)
I wonder if it has something to do with my parents being heavy smokers as a kid, now I think about it. Nicotine is detectable in mucus, so if you do the kid thing of trying it enough maybe you can end up vaguely addicted?
Used to have a problem where I'd scratch my head and sniff it when stressed which stopped when my parents quit, too, now I think about it....
Sure enough my parents were also big smokers when I was younger, so you might be on to something here
I used to be quilty of that aswell but I still judge you.
There are two types of people in the world: People who pick their nose, and liars.
Seriously though, slowly pulling out one of those boogers that tickles your brain is a unique joy.
I once had a bloody nose while walking, I was about a half hour away from home. Since I don't carry tissues, I did what made the most sense and just held my thumb over my nostril. Once I got home I grabbed a tissue and took my thumb away while leaning over the bathroom sink. Nothing came out, but my nose was plugged. I twisted the tissue and inserted it, removing it pulled out a 3 inch long bloodclot cast of the inside of my sinus that fell onto the palm of my weak hand. It was like a slug made of blood. The feeling of it slithering from my face was what I imagine to be the closest approximation of what the loving embrace of a benevolent god feels like while cumming. It was a transcendental natural high that no experience has come close to.
This post is a thing of beauty
Oh my goodness. And when it comes out the nose is completely clear and blood free. Sometimes I miss having nosebleeds.
I don't miss them. I had plenty growing up and I am glad that I am healthy enough to not have nosebleeds regularly now. You aren't wrong though, the breathing after pulling out the tissue was refreshing.
I'm more curious to hear your accent.
It varies depending on what I've eaten.