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Wait just a second! You have a bridge for sale? Tell me more.
Well first of all, it allows travel between point A and point B, usually above the ground
And time travel! But you have to drive real slow for it to work
Joke's on you: I constantly time travel for free!
Granted, it's always in the same direction and at the same rate of time change, but no fancy bridges are required.
Not true! The faster you're moving through space, the slower you're moving through time.
Good point!
Or you could travel at any speed.
Well not 299,792,458 meters per second. The time travel effect becomes more effective the slower you are from that
damn you’re pretentious….
it’s 3*10^8^~m/s~…
Did, did you follow me here from an argument you lost, call me pretentious, on a time travel joke, and attempt to correct my measurements on the speed of light with which can only be a grossly over simplified and wrong result for the speed of light?
Oh my god, that is precious! I’m saving this one. So did you want to ruin everyone else’s vibe here and get to answering for your self from that other thread? Or like take the L and move on?
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I'm in! Name your price.