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Is there a way to casually bridal carry my GF everywhere so that people either don't notice or feel the need to alway ask why I'm hoisting her everywhere? (hexbear.net)

submitted 1 day ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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I'm wearing a t-shirt explaining why but no one can read it because she obscures most of it. And I'm sick of people asking about it.

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[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

Tried wrapping her in a rug once, Cleopatra-style, but it didn't give her enough light to play on her Game Boy Colour and people kept asking why the rug I was carrying kept talking.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 day ago

it didn't give her enough light to play on her Game Boy Colour

Get her one of those lights that look like a snake

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

And also people would ask why I was carrying a rug around with me, which is harder to answer.

Also was worried people might think I was on my way to dispose a body.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

Just say it's a bundle of curtain rods. Shit, it worked for Lee Harvey Oswald.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago

Just tell them you are disposing of the rug, the body is just helping keep it rolled up.