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Fake: wait, no, I’ve done this myself, just sober and exhausted
Gay: gay people are allowed in the workforce, sometimes they also sleep
I’ve definitely still been drunk going into the office.
We have these “meditation rooms” and I for SURE napped for a couple hours in there throughout the day.
I was, as always, the highest performer on my team that day.
Man I can't tell if I agree or don't
Yeah I'm not sure if gay people should be allowed in the workforce /s