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[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

I have this thing called a Utili-Key which is a little multi-tool and knife that folds up into a key shape that goes on your keyring. I've flown with it multiple times without TSA noticing, but I had to get rid of it when I went to see a Philadelphia 76ers game. Nothing could be more TSA than a fucking basketball game being more secure than a flight.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 days ago (1 children)

How'd you get rid of it for the game, while still having it now?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 days ago

Ah, the old "you can't throw away your cake and eat it too" conundrum.

I bought a replacement Utili-Key, they're only $5 or so. Actually I bought a bunch since they occasionally come off the keyring and vanish. Make nice little gifts, too.