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[–] [email protected] 110 points 9 months ago (4 children)

DnD Players & Christians can bond over buying a book and then willfully misinterpreting it for their own benefit.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Ugh what was it….? I had a player saying he should be getting 4D8 hit dice HP at lvl 4 after we’d already gone through 1-3 properly, then reading the rule saying you get one hit die per level.

“Per level! That’s level 4 so I get 4!”

He would not give it up so I was like, “I guess it could be interpreted that way if you were trying really hard to gain an advantage, but earlier in the book it says DM has the final say and I say it’s one.”

[–] [email protected] 11 points 9 months ago

RaW vs RaI: Heresy Edition

[–] [email protected] 34 points 9 months ago

"It says here that your class cannot wield that weapon type"

"It's not supposed to be interpreted literally!"

[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago

Ha, the Bible is free with every hotel rental.