this post was submitted on 23 May 2025
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[–] [email protected] 50 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 week ago (1 children)

This reminds me of the classic Reddit TIFU story of the guy trying to talk dirty to his gf and failing miserably.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It should…it’s a direct reference to it.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 week ago (2 children)

No it's not, that's "You like that, you fucking retard?"

"Are you fucking sorry" is the guy who accidentally hurts another classmate and wants to say "Are you okay?" and "I am so fucking sorry" simultaneously.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 week ago

A classic, since nobody has posted yet.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)