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[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 day ago (3 children)

I've heard their wings can break your arm, so it might not be just as simple as that. Still probably a good first step. But if this happened when he's out swimming where he can't stand, that would be an advantage for the swan.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 day ago

I have been put KO by a chicken when I tried to catch it and it hits me with one of its wing. So I can totally seen a swan fucks you up with his wings.

[–] [email protected] -2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I would like my chances.. grab it by the neck, swing it like a hammer at the ground

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 day ago

...while swimming?

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I think that is a myth. Birds have hollow bones me thinks.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

its probably thier beaks that do the most damage.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago

Hollow doesn't mean weaker, just lighter