Was at some "food trucks and beer" in the park thing near my friend's place and they had some of those hot girls in skimpy outfits who hand out like shots of energy drinks or tequila or whatever to promote the brand. Explorative I know, but also free tequila.
Anyway, one was like "holy shit you have the hugest calf muscles" (I work on my feet and do a lot of hiking), and like kept going on about it. "Damn do you run or something? It looks like you have bowling balls strapped to your legs."
And I was a bit like 
I got a mild ego boost from that.
Yeah I'm sure people love it when you do the voice for your Dakimakura and say shit like "hehehe, your hair is cute sempai!"
I had to look up dakimakura but you're right in a way. I just use a rolled up weighted blanket secured with zip ties and a picture of Natasha Lyonne (easier for me to do her voice) stapled to it
I used to do the same thing but with Fran Drescher