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[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago (2 children)

I just connected my Windows 7 machine to the internet and two Russians jumped out my serial port! One is holding me down while the other one is stealing the CPU from my washing machine! Send help!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago

Well see the problem is you didn't hot glue the cereal and milk port shut dummie

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I hope they aren't the hackers known as 4chan!

[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 days ago

Well one did fuck me in the ass while the other one stole my favorite underwear right out from the delicate cycle. Total animals.