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[–] [email protected] 38 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Sometimes you can't even make up the worst ones. I read more than one story that was basically:

"I'm 9 months pregnant with our first child and when I told my husband I'd be due around the 3rd week of March he became outraged and told me 'I'm going to a golf thing with the boys that week!' and even though I explained to him that having him there for the birth of our baby would make me feel less stressed, he told me 'well I can't just reschedule this trip, you know I go on this trip every year! I've already paid for it.', am I being unreasonable? He hasn't talked to me all day."

My SO reads these subs, and I've pointed it out enough times over the years that now she can't unsee it either. I've never once seen a story like this that isn't a straight couple, either. I really do think the queer community has the right read here, the straights are not ok. Also, I bet you could just search for the word "Golf" on r/relationshipadvice and find hundreds if not thousands of stories about these golf dudes. I'm highly suspicious of anyone who regularly goes out with the boys to play golf as a result.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 day ago (1 children)

The only thing it's okay to get together with the boys to do is kill Nazis.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

what's this pic from? should i watch it?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)

It's from episode 3 of Creature Commandos, a DC adult animated series. I enjoyed it, though really the parts with GI Robot are the only great ones. Watch through episode 3, and then watch the rest only if you're already invested by that point.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago

thanks, I'll try it!

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I tried searching for just "golf" and the first result was Am I asking for too much in my three year relationship, where a woman describes her relationship with a man who:

  • Doesn't see her during the week and spends most Saturdays doing sports all day
  • Doesn't seem to enjoy taking her on vacation while going on lots of trips with "the boys"
  • Sends his friends cheating-related memes on Tiktok

I think you've cracked the code

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 day ago

Yeah, major red flag! Golf, not even once.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

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[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

All the best ones really bury the lede in the title. This one, for example, is some A+ creative writing material:

TITLE:

AITA for making my sick husband clean up his vomit?

BODY (summary):

"He keeps puking all over everything, over and over again. He's got a garbage can right there, next to where he's sitting. Then after he pukes all over everything he goes to a place where there's no garbage can, and I move it, and then he pukes all over everything there, too, and makes me clean it again. AITA for not putting up with this very real situation?????"

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 day ago (3 children)

That’s exactly how my sick cat behaved, lol

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 day ago

for real would it be so hard to puke on the tile instead of the carpet/bed/sofa??? My cats are determined to make me scrub

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 day ago

You need to break up with your cat. Sorry.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

your cat is asshole

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