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[–] FnordPrefect@hexbear.net 22 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

melon-musk "Snk! *Other assorted noises of barely contained mirth* Haha, fooled you all! IT WAS ME! Rogue was the class I ~~paid someone to~~ play as in WoW! Get it? Aren't I cool and funny and epic!"

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[–] Damarcusart@hexbear.net 3 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

No way he'd play a rogue, or even pretend to play a rogue, he'd play a Paladin or something because of the "cool armor" and brag about how he has the highest DPS and never tanks.

[–] i_drink_bleach@hexbear.net 1 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

So a liability.

I play FFXI. Our Paladins paladin. You tank like a beast or you GTFO. Damage comes from the Rangers and Samurai and Black Mages. Nobody expects the pally to do a god damn thing for DPS. The pally soaks damage and holds hate, the White Mages heal them. A good Paladin can keep hate off my Ranger. Good luck with that, BTW.

Of course Elmo would claim to be the top pally with the best DPS on the entire server. Y'know, because he's full of shit.

"We'll be on Mars by next year" 8 years ago. "Full self-driving next year!" 10 years ago. Sure bud. And I'm going to fart pixie dust tomorrow. YUP! Feckless removed. He is literally the most useless person that has ever lived. He is living proof that "meritocracy" is imaginary. Richest person on Earth and completely and utterly useless.

Edit: I accept that removal, despite it being used in the European context. Dude still sucks though.

[–] Damarcusart@hexbear.net 4 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Yeah, that was exactly what I was getting at, he'd pick a team play, tank class and try to play them like DPS and brag about being too good at the game for team raids or something.