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[–] [email protected] 37 points 1 week ago (1 children)

You gotta get that human a second human, they're so much easier to take care of when there's two of them! Make sure they're neutered though, don't want to take care of a litter!

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Also, don't mind the constant humping

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Only if both humans consent! Otherwise you might need to separate them or keep a spray bottle handy to stop the behavior!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago

How would you know? It’s not like their thinking units have inter-robot wireless link modules. They just make cute sounds with their ingest cloacae. We really need to stop robotomorphising the humans, acting like they’re capable of such abstract concepts, and imposing our advanced moral systems on them. They have non-consensual interactions all the time, it’s in their nature.