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[–] [email protected] 63 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

This implies the existence of an acceloraptor, and even better, the jerkraptor

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 weeks ago

This joke is a bit derivative

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Don't forget Speedraptor!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago

There’s a lack of consensus the matter. Some specialists claim that it belongs to the family of Amphetaminoraptors.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I didn't forget, I just don't know which direction that one ran off to!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

It's hopped up on so much meth, even it doesn't have any idea where it went.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

don't forget the snap, crackle, and popraptors!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

Paleontologists across the world have been holding out on us! I demand they release the fossils of all the cool raptors!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

or the Yomamaisaraptor!

[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Velociraptor = ∫ Acceleraptor ⨉ Timeraptor

[–] [email protected] 26 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

...+ Constraptor

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago

Is that when the humans it ate didn't have enough fibre?