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I'm pretty sure 800 lbs of angry silverback would beat whatever krav maga bullshit, but whatever tough guy. Let me just grab a snack before you convince that normally peaceful ape to tear your fucking arm off.
Yeah, we weighs less than an average female gorilla. A preteen probably outweighs him. Newton has a few things to say about what will happen.
A gorilla at rest stays at rest, just wait for him to go to sleep then you literally can't lose.
I think... I sucked at gorilla physics class.
you just fight a really slow gorilla instead